Monday, October 30, 2006

Boss, you look tired.

As reported in the Scottish newspaper, The Daily Record, ONE in five bosses never take a coffee break.

We here at Shock Coffee are outright concerned. It shouldn't ever come to that. Sure, you could say we are overreacting given that 80% of bosses do take a coffee break, but we say 20% is worth our concern.

Now, bosses of Scotland, and indeed the entire working work, please take your coffee break!

Its good for your health, it relieves stress, its good for employee moral, its just good.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Caffeine? You can't escape!

Here we go! This story on CNN again demonstrates you just can't get away from caffeine.

Might we suggest if you are looking to avoid caffeine, that you skip the decaf and go with a nice cup of hot water.

Otherwise, you might just forget the whole notion and skip on over to the Shock Coffee site and pick yourself up a starter kit and get on with your day. ;)

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Words from The Sage

Shock Coffee Gets reviewed by the Coffee Sage!

Quoth the Coffee Sage:

Holy Coffee Shock Batman! Have you tried this SHOCK COFFEE? It’s
Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee & Drinks with Shock-A-Lots candies.

Click here to read her full review.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Friday, October 13, 2006

Shock Coffee at Stuff Magazine

What do working, push-ups, stairs, foreign language movies and Shock Coffee have in common?'s Paul Ulane conducts a scientific experiment to find out.

Whether you're a casual coffee drinker or a three-cups-an-hour addict, one thing's for sure: Shock Coffee will wake you up. The self-proclaimed "hyper-caffeinated coffee" pours three shots of espresso into each 8oz can.

But don't take our word for it - see the notes from our scientifically conducted experiment.

Read the full review here.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Decaf Coffee not all its cracked up to be

As reported on CBS news, decaf is in fact not decaffeinated.

Not that we here at Shock Coffee have any interest in anything decaf, given we spend our time trying to find ways to put more caffeine in just about everything, but there you have it.

Coffee as Art

There are many works of art featuring the ever popular cup of coffee. The coffee house, long a refuge of artists, has from time to time inspired coffee related works of art.

One artist, Ryan L. Lewis, in North Carolina has taken to using coffee as a medium for painting and sculpture. You can find his work online at, or you can check him out on Myspace at

Monday, October 09, 2006

Ten reasons a person may need 50% more caffeine.

How Shock Coffee can help you live a better life!

10. Because just 100% caffeine isn’t enough in the 21st century work-a-day world.
9. You need to be a bit 'peppier' than the guy in the next cube.
8. You can’t take naps at work.
7. You can’t miss a single show on Adult Swim.
6. You can’t make it to your morning classes without the extra kick!
5. You may have trouble getting rolling on Monday mornings (or Tuesday mornings... or Wednesday mornings… you get the picture)
4. Its nearly impossible to watch C-SPAN without something to keep you awake during a procedural vote.
3. This all-night Twilight Zone Marathon isn’t going to watch itself you know!
2. Sleep is taking up a lot of your time, and you are a busy, busy person.
1. Getting your experience level up in World of Warcraft would have been impossible without it!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

NACS 2006 Update!

For more information about Shock Coffee at the NACS 2006 Trade Show, follow this link:

We have several new products that will be shown off, Guaranteed to open your eyes and give you the energy you need to get through a long day!

CSP Blog

Steve Holtz over at the CSP has set up a CSP Trade Show Blog to keep people informed about the goings at at this years NACS show!

Stop by the CSP Discussion Board to catch up on all the latest news, leave comments, ask questions, and offer opinions.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Shock Coffee at NACS 2006!

Shock Coffee will be appearing at the National Association of Convenience Stores tradeshow, NACS Show 2006, at the Las Vegas Convention Center, October 9th – 11th.

We will be located at booth 2371, with a full light and sound show!

Shock Coffee’s Hummers will be on hand as taxi service, transporting clients from airport to hotel, as well as to various meetings taking place all over the strip.

Each Shock Hummer will be driven by a Shock Model (shock-ette) who will supply Shock Hyper-Caffeinated products to keep everybody awake. Each Hummer is equipped with T.V.’s, state of the art sound and light shows, Playstation and lot’s of other secrets to keep the clients happy and awake.

The Hummers will also be present at the H.T. Hackney Golf Tournament, to be held at Dragon Ridge Country Club, Henderson, NV., on Sunday, October 8th at 10:30AM, and is a closed event.

Along with sponsoring the tournament, Shock Coffee will be playing as well, so bring you’re ‘A’ game!