Monday, October 09, 2006

Ten reasons a person may need 50% more caffeine.

How Shock Coffee can help you live a better life!

10. Because just 100% caffeine isn’t enough in the 21st century work-a-day world.
9. You need to be a bit 'peppier' than the guy in the next cube.
8. You can’t take naps at work.
7. You can’t miss a single show on Adult Swim.
6. You can’t make it to your morning classes without the extra kick!
5. You may have trouble getting rolling on Monday mornings (or Tuesday mornings... or Wednesday mornings… you get the picture)
4. Its nearly impossible to watch C-SPAN without something to keep you awake during a procedural vote.
3. This all-night Twilight Zone Marathon isn’t going to watch itself you know!
2. Sleep is taking up a lot of your time, and you are a busy, busy person.
1. Getting your experience level up in World of Warcraft would have been impossible without it!

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